Welcome to this never ending roller coaster ride. Wait, that’s kinda wrong. It ends, oh it does. But when it comes to a stop, you can never go back. Ever. But I’m sure you wouldn’t miss it if it stops. Who would ever like to be stuck in a nauseating, terrifying, blood-curdling, bile-inducing, roller coaster ride?
But you’re not passing up the opportunity to give up this ride, are you? You wouldn’t want to be called a scaredy cat by your friends. No admission prices, no waiting lines. We even give out free cotton candies and popcorn. How you eat them is beyond our control.
So hop in, and keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the coaster car at all times. Please remain seated, and secure all lose articles. You’re about to experience this Roller Coaster Trip to Hell.
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